I, a big wrinkle, made all of these smaller wrinkles.
On my 8th birthday
My father gave me a pencil
And a scrapbook.
"Those are powerful weapons,
Learn to fight with them.”
I remember asking
"Where’s the eraser?"
And my dad smiled at me.
"If you use the eraser
You will never learn defeat
Only now I realize
The power of…
It’s only 56 days before 2014 and I feel like the only thing I’ve done this year was disappoint everyone including myself
can i get an “amen”?
90% of my problems would be solved if i stopped over-thinking and being anxious about everything & calmed the fuck down
what the fuck is this website
Laughed way to hard
Some Girls is a British sitcom about the lives and loves of a group of quirky 16-year-old girls who play on the same school football team and live on the same inner city estate. We join them on their bumpy journey through adolescence, taking in boys, sex, cliques, teachers, heartbreak, fun and even some football along the way. (x)
A sense of humor can make everything better. Sex isn’t like it is in the movies or in porn. There will be strange and weird and awkward sounds, there might be a silly interruption like the cat or a kid… you might knock heads or trip getting undressed. Sex is funny, foreplay is funny and sometimes you need to just laugh. It will keep things from getting awkward! If you take sex too seriously you aren’t truly enjoying it!
Not to mention a sense of humor can be really sexy no matter what your gender identity is!
this comic is literally my favorite thing on tumblr.
i’ve always said if you can’t laugh with the person you’re having sex with while you’re having sex with them you shouldn’t be having sex with them.
Yes, it is time you did!
reblogable by request~ anon
this had ten notes yesterday.
Reblogging for “GET IN YOUR KANGAROOS AND HIDE THE BOOMERANGS”
wait… something’s not right
OH MY GOD NOT THE PANTS TOO
HIDE YO KIDS HIDE YO WIFE THEY ARE COMING
What the fuck is wrong with you guys?WHAT IS THAT IN THE BACK GROUND!?IS THIS MOTHERFUCKING TEA!?SHIT!!
SAVE YOURSELVES!!! WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!!
i am so glad i made this post
Good lord i love this.